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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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rngnightmares:

Perfect post is perfect.

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I refuse to get a bacterial infection in my mouth, especially not a week before my 21st birthday. I WILL FIGHT!!!

I refuse to get a bacterial infection in my mouth, especially not a week before my 21st birthday. I WILL FIGHT!!!

cancerously:

canni8al:

thetreesweremistaken:

rantsofagiantsquid:

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS BEEN ON MY DASHBOARD ALL NIGHT. 

hahahahahahaha, oh, Brian.

OH MY GOD WHAT HAHAHAHHA

the LAST PICTURE

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J()(F)H@#*FH#@!HFHNASRFH#(!*)#@HR)F!!

I don’t want to be sick guys.

I think I may have caught my roommate’s tonsillitis.

I feel shitty. And I don’t have money to see a doctor if I need to.

This. Sucks.

cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

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swoonforme:

I know that this is what you want,
A funeral keeps both of us apart.
You know that you are not alone,
Need you like water in my lungs.

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h0odrich:

i have a fever but i think my insides are just trying to catch up with how hot my outsides are you feel me

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winterstarked:

Avengers one-liners (part 1)

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